We finally saw Pirates of the Caribbean II: Dead Man’s Chest. It was so bad, I don’t even know where to begin.
I gave it 1.5 stars, and it’s important to know that I give 1 star just for going through the trouble of making a movie. The other 1/2 star was for effects, they were well done. It did have a few (short) good scenes, but overall it was a random jumble of never-ending plot lines. Basically, Dead Man’s Chest was a 2.5 hour trailer for Pirates III.
Instead of wasting any more of my night on this movie, I’ll just point you to the Ninja’s review. I agree with everything he said. I should have listened to him, and skipped this film all together.